Girls Can Never b Equal To Boys !

Girls Can Never b Equal
To Boys !

Coz

It Takes Courage To
Wear The Same Pair Of
Jeans For A Week n Still
Think:

"Abhi Tou Theek Thak Hy

2 Din Aur Chale Gi..." =P =D

"Jis tarha Shabnam k Qatray Murjhaye howe Phool ko taazgi bakhshtay hain,

Usi tarah ALLAH KA ZIKAR Mayoos Diloon ko Roshni Bakhshta hai.

Boy to Girl: Tumhari Umar kya hy?

Boy to Girl: Tumhari Umar kya hy?
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Girl: 20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yehi batai thi?
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Girl: dekha larkiyan zuban ki kitni pakki hoti hain.:P

Girl to a guy, `If you were my husband, I would poison your

Girl to a guy, `If you were my husband, I would poison your
drink`!
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.Guy replied, `Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!`

Mohabt is tarah jese gulabi titliyon k par

Mohabt is tarah jese gulabi titliyon k par

Mohabt zindgani ki jabeen-e-naz ka jhoomar

Mohabt Aarzo k seep ka anmol sa gohar

Mohabt tishnagi ki dhoop mein umeed ki chaadar

Mohabt hai tere gaysu teri palken teri ankhen

Mohabt teri khamoshi Mohabt hai teri baten

Mohabt hai tumare hijr ki or wasl ki raaten

Mohabt hai teri dharkan Mohabt hai teri saansen

Mohabt teri koi anoki si baat jesi hai

Mohabt ko agr samjho to teri zaat jesi hai..

Girl- Iss Dress ki kya Price hai ?

Girl- Iss Dress ki kya Price hai ?

Shopkeeper- 15000 Rupees..

Girl- awww..!!

Aur wo Pink waali ki kya price hai....?

Shopkeeper- awww + awww...

Nayi shadi ke baad 'dekho chand '

Nayi shadi ke baad 'dekho chand '
patni - kahan?
Pati- ek asmaan mein aur duja mere nazron ke samne
kuch saal baad
patni sharmate - kahan hai chand?
Pati- woh dekh upar tera baap torch leke khada hai :D

Khuda Janey

Khuda Janey Kesi Kasheesh Hain Uski Yaadon Main..♥
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Main Uska Zikar Chairoon Tou "Hawayeen" Raqs Karti Hain...!!

‎"Khamosh Raat

‎"Khamosh Raat
Uski Intezar
Or
Yeh Neend Ka Bhoj...!!

"Main Mohabbat Na Karta To Kab Ka So Chuka Hota..!! =(

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her! =D

They say: "Sleep Is good for the brain"

They say: "Sleep Is good for the brain"

Then Why the hell isn't it allowed in class =D =P

Ek Kahawat Hai.

Ek Kahawat Hai.

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"Kanjos Doston Se Neend Behtar Hai."

So GOOD NIGHT. :-)

Lo jee larkion ne Rona daal dia hai

Lo jee larkion ne Rona daal dia hai
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Kehtin hain k


Valentine manaen gi to HumAyun k sath warna ye din hi khatam kro...!

Wesy to Amir khan ki har

Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,


Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Bewaja Nahi Rota Ishq mein koi

Bewaja Nahi Rota Ishq mein koi


"Jisay khud Se barh K CHaHO
Wo RULATA zaror hai...!

Woman on date with husband's best friend;

Woman on date with husband's best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Jab Tak Zinda Raha.

Msg Karta Rahonga.

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.

Balke.

Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)

For You SEE,

For You SEE,
Each Day I love You More
Today More than Yesterday
And Less Than Tomorrow


Happy Valentines Day